Feats of Strength

Rant June 2, 2009

Sometimes, I wish America focused a little more on North Korea and less in the Middle East.  Here’s Why…

That lighted area…That’s South Korea.  That big ass fucking area that’s completely dark…That’s North Korea.  Apparently, 90% of the country lacks electricity.  An estimated 4 million people have died since old Kim Jong Il has been in power, due to warfare? No.  Due to Poverty and Famine.  What happens to all their money? Oh it funds a nuclear program with rockets if shot from Baltimore would have a hard time reaching Frederick.  Honestly, I wish him dead and I really don’t wish death upon anyone.

You know who else I hate…Jon and Kate Plus 8.  Probably not as bad as Kim Jong, but I find them more annoying.  Its really just Kate.  I swear I really do not blame the guy for cheating on her, granted he shouldn’t have done it because he does have 8 kids with the bitch.  That woman is pound for pound, the biggest bitch I have ever seen and being married to her must be hell.  Its the dude’s fault for letting his woman own him so badly.  I’ve caught snippets of the show in passing and from the ten minutes I’ve seen, she has got to be the biggest cunt I have ever seen.  Not to mention, shes had 8 kids.  Could you imagine what that vagina must look like?  I mean dear god, it probably looks like a sheep dog wagging its tongue on a lazy summer afternoon.  The Holland Tunnel probably has less clearance space.  I swear, If I have to see one more fucking article/newspaper cover/interview with either of these nothings, I’m going to go fucking nuts.

I hate the French Open.  It sucks.  Nobody likes the clay playing surface in France.  France sucks.  Its god fucking awful to watch.  I would rather watch old women taking a dump on each other than that shit.

Same goes for the suck-ass NBA Finals match up.

I hate Dick Cheney.  Not on Politics as much.  I mean i do hate his politics.  I hate the fact that you couldn’t find that motherfucker for 8 fucking years cause he was out jerking off in an underground bunker but once his term is up, This mother fucker is on TV every fuckin’ second.  Nobody wants to hear what you have to say, you fucking douche.  I also hate the fact that you and your dickhead look-a-like boyfriend Rush Limbaugh claim to be the new voice/flag bearers of the Republican Party.  I hate the Republican Party now.  When did you guys let yourselves get bullied by the Fundamentalists?  When did the term Intellectual Republican become an oxymoron?  They forget the fact that the term Conservative has to do with way in which you view government’s role in the landscape of society, not in your ideals/values.  Even if you’re a Democrat and you view this as easy pickings to go against this Republican Party, you want the Republicans to reform themselves and become a decent party again.

Oh…and Really Republicans? Reverse Racism? Thats your trump card against Sotomayor.  Thats fucking Dan Bartock logic and I know this because he called me a Reverse Racist for the exact same reasons.  Sometimes, I hate the American Political System.

[Editor’s note: This was added later on…like five minutes later….cause I’m still pissed]

GM….What the fuck.  You wanna know why you guys went under?  It’s cause you have had 20+ fucking years of making suck ass cars that need to get maintenance every 300 fucking miles because you use shitty parts and you don’t have quality control specialists like the Japanese have had since the 80s.  Its also your own fucking arrogance that was your downfall.  Your stupid fucking ignorance and arrogance in believing that you didn’t have competition so you ignored updating and innovating your cars.  You made expensive to make pieces of shits where as your Japanese counterparts made less expensive, better cars that lasted longer.  We had a Dodge Caravan that sucked Dick and ever since then, we’ve learned the lesson of not buying American cars.  Hopefully, that’ll change.  It’s sad because America used to be the king of innovation, but now we apparently outsourced our creativity and ingenuity.

Sorry for this being a really political post and moreso for this being a really angry post.  I’ve been watching a lot of Fox News and MSNBC.  They both suck and they both make me angry.  I think I’m turning into this guy.